This is an email that I received today. Thought some of the wine drinkers might enjoy it.
For those who wish to have a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom.
In water, there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or scotch,tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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OMG! This is funny and startling at once! I'm a wine lover, but I must have my water, too. What's a girl to do?
I know this is funny and gross all at once.
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